Two massive cakes, a lounge full of college students, streamers and stars and decorations from election day, and a big brother who wants to hurry things along so we can get to the cake-eating part of the evening. How lucky is Ellie?
Well, here's how lucky: she got to celebrate her first birthday with Hoover. She also got to eat cake for the first time in her life. Think about that. When was the last time you did something you never did before? It's a great feeling isn't it? Okay, I guess it matters what we're talking about. Your first "C" doesn't feel so good. But, come on, that class is dumb. Who cares about astrophysics. What, were you planning on being a rocket scientist? Oh. Sorry. You were? Look, we already walked on the moon. What else is there? Forget space. Nanotechnology is where it's at. You can take that next quarter. Get a fresh start.
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